SIGNS

MISSPELLED?  BAD GRAMMAR?  FUNNY?
THESE KINDS OF SIGNS ARE ON THIS PAGE!

If you see a sign that belongs here, take a picture of it
and email it to me at badsigns@nworbcire.com!!

                    Latest additions (added 1/24/10)...

This is just a bit
confusing ...

This is also confusing ... I hope that I never get this drunk !!!

This sign has TMI ... Too Much Information.

Are you open, or not?

Alignment ... ?
   This is an unusual religious message ... This might seem like a bargain at first, but the cost will increase significantly as time passes ... Come on in!!!  No, don't come in this way !!!


Here's a real exciting motel! This drug store has a sale on something that doesn't smell very good. The word "stereo" really isn't that difficult to spell ...
Let's see ... "presentation" means that somebody is going to show me something.  I think that I'll pass on this one. Knowing how to spell was
not a job requirement at this Burger King.
This guy REALLY knows
how to sell romance books!
If you need to clean up a prostitute, this is the
place to take her!
Here's a creative chiropractor in Radford, Va. The word "aluminum" is hard to even pronounce ... so why
should I spell it correctly?
Let's take bad spelling to a whole new level!
(thanks to Linda for
sending this one to me)
Most guys would definitely avoid this nursery! I would have chosen a different name for this store!
Thieves cause problems everywhere! This school is having what kind of exams? Check out this Chinese restaurant!
We require proper English! OK ... define "fast service" ... Public signs are a great place to put a sick joke!
Some people need to practice what they preach! Well, at least they spelled the word "we" correctly! This is a really bad logo for a pediatric clinic!
This is one way to show your ignorance
to everyone.
 
Yes, I want to use the services that this business
is advertising!
OK ... sounds good to me!
You really better not trespass here! These billboards really shouldn't be side-by-side. Should I order a hamburger by saying "I want a cheeseburger without cheese" ?

Nice combination!

Is this a copier or an oven?

Can I park here right now?
I'm confused!
(Thanks to Joel Ballon for
sending this one to me!)
Goodwill, but not good grammar. Attention to detail is needed here. A decimal point or two can make a big difference
on some signs.
We can't spell, but we can fix your car! We can't spell, but we can sell clothes to you! OK ... define "enjoy" ... it sounds like a heckuva deal for five bucks!
I don't think that I want to go into this liquor store. This is a great name for an adult bookstore. Hooters probably obtained this information from an
employee survey.
No Mastur ... well,
you figure it out ...
   


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