THESE KINDS OF SIGNS ARE ON THIS PAGE!
If you see a sign that
belongs here, take a picture of it
and email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org!!
Latest additions (added 3/11/13)...
|Thanks ... but no thanks!||Most guys would avoid this place.|
|A sign of a bad economy ...||Here's some motivation to get into better shape!||You should obey this sign, even though it has bad spelling.|
|Sign placement is very important.|
|This sign was obviously installed to help stupid people.||This person is intentionally disobeying the sign.||It's time to have this restaurant inspected.|
|Now hiring happy ... oh, just click on this to find out.||This looks legitimate.||There's probably a long line to get into this place.|
|One of many reasons why spelling is important.||Here's one way to make a LOT of money!||I don't think that I would buy anything here.|
|If you are drunk, you won't notice the bad spelling anyway.|
|I'm sure that a lot of people will disobey this sign.||Hopefully, there will be no emergencies here.||Some things are pretty basic, and sign makers still get them wrong.|
|I wonder how much Sue charges for this service ...||This sign must be near a convenience store.||I promise that this is not Photoshopped -- I actually took this photograph near the Charlotte, NC airport.|
|The sign maker was not good at counting.|
|Do you be needin a job?||Shoe salvation||I don't want any syrup dispensed in this manner.|
|The end result of this will probably not be parenthood.||Uh .. these grips have immoral practices?||This is what is known as a sick sense of humor.|
Do you need a prosthetic
limb on a short-term basis?
(thanks to Kristie for this one!)
|And exactly what is special about this deal?||Man -- you must have really low prices in your store!|
|Obama has started a trend!||This sign looks like typically good use of tax dollars.||We better change this sign, so the police won't stop here!|
|These graffiti artists will definitely be in trouble if they get caught.||Is this a sign from God?||What are the odds that you will be sitting behind this guy?|
|This is also confusing ...||I hope that I never get this drunk!!!|
|Alignment ... ?|
|This is an unusual religious message ...||This might seem like a bargain at first, but the cost will increase significantly as time passes ...||Come on in!!! No, don't come in this way !!!|
|Here's a real exciting motel!||This drug store has a sale on something that doesn't smell very good.||The word "stereo" really isn't that difficult to spell ...|
|Let's see ... "presentation" means that somebody is going to show me something. I think that I'll pass on this one.||
Knowing how to spell was
not a job requirement at this Burger King.
This guy REALLY knows
how to sell romance books!
If you need to clean up a prostitute, this is the
place to take her!
|Here's a creative chiropractor in Radford, Va.||
The word "aluminum" is hard to even pronounce ...
should I spell it correctly?
bad spelling to a whole new level!
(thanks to Linda for
sending this one to me)
|Most guys would definitely avoid this nursery!||I would have chosen a different name for this store!|
|Thieves cause problems everywhere!||This school is having what kind of exams?||Check out this Chinese restaurant!|
|We require proper English!||OK ... define "fast service" ...||Public signs are a great place to put a sick joke!|
|Some people need to practice what they preach!||Well, at least they spelled the word "we" correctly!||This is a really bad logo for a pediatric clinic!|
This is one way to show your ignorance
Yes, I want to use the services that this
|OK ... sounds good to me!|
|You really better not trespass here!||These billboards really shouldn't be side-by-side.||Should I order a hamburger by saying "I want a cheeseburger without cheese" ?|
Can I park here right now?|
(Thanks to Joel Ballon for
sending this one to me!)
|Goodwill, but not good grammar.||Attention to detail is needed here.||
A decimal point or two can make a big
on some signs.
|We can't spell, but we can fix your car!||We can't spell, but we can sell clothes to you!||OK ... define "enjoy" ... it sounds like a heckuva deal for five bucks!|
|I don't think that I want to go into this liquor store.||This is a great name for an adult bookstore.||
Hooters probably obtained this information from an
Mastur ... well,
you figure it out ...
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