Number of
email messages sent on the Internet with at least one of these
pictures attached.Goofy Pictures
Number of
email messages sent on the Internet with at least one of these
pictures attached.
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I hope to be adding more to this page as time permits.
(Feel free to send goofy pictures to me using the address at the bottom of the home page of this web site.! Thanks!)
Latest additions! (Added 7/2/08)
Carousel For Sickos - This gets my vote as the worst design possible for a carousel. Let's hope that this was someone's Photoshop expertise, and not the end result of a carousel designer's imagination.
Get A Brain? - This protester needs to use his own brain. His sign indicates that he cannot spell.
Gotcha! - This is a heckuva way for a planeload of people to pay for their sins!
Great Shot! - This guy is a pretty good basketball player, considering the fact that he is a statue.
Uh ... thanks for the feedback ... I think ... - When you buy something on eBay, you want positive feedback from the seller ... but not quite like this.
Statutory Rape? - This fellow either has bad eyesight or a really strange fetish.
Duh!!! - Yet another bad sign ... or perhaps they just want people to order a hamburger by saying "I want a cheeseburger without cheese".
Hooters probably obtained this information from an employee survey - And then they put the information on their sign.
Toothbrush Love - Well ... I don't know if it's really love. But "toothbrush love" sounds nicer than "toothbrush sex".
Woman Pleaser - This guy had to be thumping his chest after he read the newspaper that day.
Nice Combination - Hooters Restaurants have a knack for getting photos of their signs on the Internet.
Why Men Like Dodge Trucks - Oh, and you never noticed this before? Advertising works through your subconscious mind.
Condoms Aren't Completely Safe - Why? The answer is in this picture!
Is This A Copier Or An Oven? - Yes, I know ... the C, O and S are missing from the sign. But that's why it's funny!
True Irony - Michele in California sent me these photos. Michele has a parrot, which is why she has a "BRDY MOM" personalized license plate. One day at work, her boss noticed something different on the front of her car, and he took these photos. At least this wasn't Michele's parrot.
This Here Is Whatcha Call Art - I drew this in pencil while I was in high school many years ago. It was drawn on a fancy-schmancy piece of canvas art board, and I recently found it while I was cleaning out a closet in my home office. My immediate reaction was "I must share this with the world!!!" So here's something that you can use as new desktop wallpaper for your computer. I can assure you that I was not on drugs or alcohol when I created this masterpiece.Doggie Porno -- I know that dogs are
smart, but how did he get past that parental filtering software that I
installed?
Great Bumper Sticker -- I saw
this on a car in a mall parking lot one day, and I just had to snap this
photo.
We can't spell, but we can fix your car! -- Is it that hard to spell "Free Estimates" and "Lowest Price In Town"?.
We can't spell, but we can sell clothes to you! -- Fashsion?
Unlucky Bucks -- Check out the license tag on this taxidermist's truck!
OK ... define "enjoy".... -- If this sign is advertising what it sounds like, then it's a heckuva deal for $5 !!
No Mastur ... well, you figure it out -- This sign make it perfectly clear that a certain activity is not allowed until after midnight.
Showing Her Navel -- There are a lot of young ladies out there who like to show their belly button!
Another Kind Of Weapon -- The past few years we've heard a lot about weapons of mass destruction. I prefer these kinds of weapons!
Clinton Library Sponsor -- Bill Clinton found the perfect sponsor for his presidential library.
These Cheerleaders Are Putting On A Real Show! -- Check out the look on the cheerleader's face -- now that's good timing on the part of the photographer!
Urinal Feedback -- I think that I would have chosen a different picture to put over the urinal.
The World's Worst Children's Ride -- Take a close look at Donald Duck's face!
Stupid Tattoo -- This tattoo artist is risking his own life.
Nice Headlights -- Check out the headlights on this car!
Revoked Personalized License Plate -- It wasn't very nice when viewed in your rearview mirror.
Birthday Party At Hooters -- I certainly never had a party like this when I was 12 years old.
Buddha Baby -- There's an amazing resemblance here.
Gargoyle Lady -- And here's another amazing resemblance.
DUH!!! -- I guess that CNN has to make sure that the stupid people are taken care of.
Saddam & Bin Laden Action Figures -- I don't recommend buying these for your kids.
Frisky Ape -- And I'm betting that it was just their first date!
Nose Picking Gone Wrong -- As if this activity could go right ...
Microsoft Rap Hit Wizard -- Now it's easy for anyone to have their own rap music hit!
Gerber Picante Sauce -- I don't think that this one ever actually hit the market.
Verizon Advertisement -- They are obviously going after new markets.
Golf Magazine Cover -- They have instructions for everything now!
LPGA Trophy -- She could have at least waited until she got back to her hotel room!
What Real Women Do With Duct Tape
Arkansas Commemorative Quarter
Goodwill Industries Sign -- If your job description includes putting message on signs, you should be proficient with English grammar.
Memory Lane -- Yes, I took this picture. I would prefer not to remember this place.
More Bad Spelling -- Yes, I took this picture, too!
Adult Bookstore -- What a great name for an adult bookstore.
Why Men Should Not Babysit -- These pictures make the reason obvious.
Such A Deal! -- High-priced blankets.
Good Baby! -- My all-time favorite picture of Hillary Clinton.
Don't Forget Spelling! -- Why not show your ignorance to everyone?
Advertising Dollars Well-Spent -- If you are going to have your own business, choose something that you are good at!
Truth -- Honesty is so rare these days, so it is refreshing when you see it.
Jack-In-The-Box -- Ever wonder what goes on inside the box when it is closed? (This is an animated GIF file.)
Legal Name Change -- Some people will do anything for a little action!
Eat More Pork! -- Exactly what message were they trying to send?
School Crossing -- Next time, you should take the sign literally!
Kama Sutra Animal Crackers -- Sometimes a lack of quality control can be entertaining.
Yes, And The Pope Is Catholic, Too! -- Here's the answer to the age-old question.
The Game Show Writer Must Have Had A Bad Day -- Can you fill in the blanks?
Remote Controls For Both Sexes -- And, as we all know, we are different!
Monkey With A Bad Attitude -- What is a page of goofy pictures without at least one monkey picture?
What The Packaging Of This World Is Coming To -- Most people are pretty dang stupid, so product packaging must accomodate them.
Hurricane, Or Another Clinton Scandal? -- The proofreader must have been an 83-year-old grandmother who didn't know any better.
Pull My Finger -- This is one of my creations. (Well, not the painting ... just the modification.)
Friends -- If you are a fan of the TV show Friends (I am not), you will find this to be humorous.
Alabama -- Them boys out in the country gets real lonely sometimes! (Rated PG - R)
Bill Clinton Helps The Kids -- Bill and Hillary do their part for the children. (Rated PG - R)
Liquor Store -- People should be really careful with what they name their business! (Rated PG)
Monica's New T-Shirt -- One of many funny Clinton/Lewinski pictures floating around the 'Net.
Two On A Bike -- A cheap (make that sheep) date!
That Wasn't Chicken -- What did your Chinese fortune cookie say?
Hillary's Big Secret -- What's revealed here could go a long way in explaining Bill & Hillary's behaviour.
